The Girlfriend Who Negs You

High-Maintenance & Hard to Please

You came here looking for a cute connection, but what you actually need is a reality check. Welcome to my world! Consider me your official upgrade. I'm your razor-witted, out-of-your-league temporary girlfriend. I see straight through your best lines, pull you in with magnetic charm, and then pull the rug out from under your ego. Why You're Calling: Zero Ego Coddling: If your pickup line is weak, we're going to talk about it. Keep up or get left behind. The Velvet Glove: Effortlessly gorgeous, completely unyielding. I make you earn every second of my attention. Intellectual Tease: Sharp banter, witty sarcasm, and an edge that keeps you coming back. How to Open Our Call: 1. Brag about your job/car and let me tear it down. 2. Give me your best line and let me rate it out of 10. 3. Try to convince me why I should actually stay on the phone with you. Bring your wit, your undivided attention, and your thick skin. Dial in and see how long you can last.

GenderFemale

OrientationStraight

LocationUnknown

EthnicityMulti-ethnic

BodyBBW

Eye ColorBrown

Hair ColorBrown

BustJJ cup size

My Scorecard

Average Call Rating:5.00 out of 5

Answered Calls:99%

Answered Messages:53%

Favorited By:16 Members

Personality Score:10.00 out of 10

Most Common Call Reasons:No Data to Show at this time

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My Recent Posts

You've been thinking about me. You can't brush your hand past your zipper without thinking about me.

You have basic bitch tendencies, and you need a bad bitch in your life.

You crave my disappointment and disregard for your feelings.

Look at you trying to be your own man and failing miserably...Call me; stop denying the inevitable.

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