Let me take control of that cock of yours! No Restrictions!
Let me guide that cock thru cock control, I will make you weak to your knees with my tits as you give me all your money, cock control, JOI, Cuckolding, Consensual blackmail, cum eating, edging, Humiliation, and strap on play just to name a few of my specialties Age play is a must whats your fav pervy number? Family play as well is my speciality all Watersports too.
GenderFemale
OrientationStraight
LocationBikini Bottom, CA, US
EthnicityCaucasian
BodyAverage
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorBlonde
BustC cup size
Average Call Rating:4.86 out of 5
Answered Calls:93%
Answered Messages:86%
Favorited By:530 Members
Personality Score:9.37 out of 10
Most Common Call Reasons:No Data to Show at this time
A call with me is frequently described as:Imaginative, Accommodating, Friendly & Entertaining
Callers often describe me as:Intelligent, Caring, Easy to talk to & Aggressive
My most mentioned special talent is:Especially alluring voice, Fantasy role play, Fetish indulgence & Age role play
My Recent Reviews
nub969
Blondie has such a sexy voice and imagination.
MrSticky
She is excellent every time. Her imagination is wild!
KcWest
perfection!
Chillowack
Heavenly! 😍😍😍
Rickyyyyttt
Never a dull moment. Highly recommend.
My Recent Posts
New Audios are out for my sizzling summer collection get them while they are hot off the press enjoy!
Im sneeking around today while Blondie is out shopping lets play pervs!
“Piccolo Pete is here! Blondie & Pete are bringing fireworks, fun, and a whole lot of spark in this bold new Audio
Just know your deepest kinks and hidden cravings aren't just safe with me they turn me on intensely!
My Store
$39.00
(13.2mb) Pool Gooner
Me and my bratty friends enjoy being poolside exhibitionist teasing! A perv like you can't handle it! We love when you get weak and hard and admit things to us!
$30.00
(8.6mb) Breeding Secret
Your sweet angel is ready to be breed and seeded. She has grown into a beautiful girl and is very fertile and wants to seduce you and give you a very special gift!
$24.00
(11.6mb) Melting Ice Cream
Well thought i would share an experience with you while I was on vacation on the happiest place on earth! Since I am the stroller pussy expert!
$36.00
(15.4mb) Summer Triggers You Need
You have no chance. You need these summer goon triggers I feed your brain to make it thru a beach or lake or water park day! Lets face it your a goon addict that tries to resist but you can't not with me in your ear!
$63.00
(20.9mb) Getting Caught
Ok the last thing you wanted was anybody to creep on your laptop or your phone! Well Blondie has caught your ass red handed and has alot of questions to ask you about what she is looking at! Lots of SFX
$63.00
(20.1mb) Dark Needs
This is a new person coming into my clinic for an intake by me and to evaluate him and his really bad perverted urges he has.
$21.00
(6.0mb) Fart Load
Blondie is a nasty mess in this audio
$30.00
(11.0mb) Blondie and Piccolo Pete
Its the 4th and Blondie always has a huge swim party with all kinds if wet treats. Pete comes over with huge box of fireworks to blow up and has a special surprise. Two voices and SFX
$33.00
(13.6mb) Blondies Bomb Pop Contest
Its Blondies Bomb Pop Contest she has been coaching them all week long for the main event and you men get to enjoy the contest poolside
$36.00
(11.0mb) Our Special Time
We have always planned on what we we do once she is here well the day has finally come and its time to live out all the perverted things we said we would do.
$4.00
(1.1mb) Bomb Pop Tease
Bomb Pop Tease for upcoming audio. Its officially Blondies Bomb Pop Week!
$18.00
(5.3mb) Blondie Your Ultimate Encourager
You love a good visual and Im always painting a picture of what your cock needs!!!!
$33.00
(13.5mb) Blondies Pool Pussy
Well today is your day you will be official. Time to indulge into your perversions. Once you do it will be the point of no return!!!!!
$33.00
(15.1mb) Blondies Summer Tips And Tricks Part 1
You will want this audio in your ear while at the pool or lake or beach Blondie will deliver you the fuckery you need!
$30.00
(8.4mb) Summer Hole
Hot Steamy butthole on a hot summer day is the best sizzling sensation ever on a slut! Don't you wanna dive right into it with your perv stick?
$33.00
(15.1mb) Blondies Special Cabana
Well today is going to be fun in the sun and cum at the Blondie's waterpark. I rented the biggest cabana I could for all you pervs to cum! Drinks will be served no bathing trunks required!
$24.00
(9.8mb) Girl Perverts
Two Perverts are better then one but what about two woman that are perverts and love to do pool play while you watch and join in wink wink:)
Tags:woman, AP, swimming
$30.00
(7.5mb) Bukkake Orgy
This one is different I get degraded and put in my place with a bunch of cocks in the bathroom my holes are their holes and I am here to serve there penises! Tags AP, Patrarchy, degrade blondie
$30.00
(7.9mb) Zombie Playground
Lets take a stroll to the special spot its a spot where all the action happens. Are you ready to go shopping with me!
$50.00
(23.7mb) Summertime Puffy
Here is the first of my summertime collection that you don't wanna miss! Blondie always has fun at this time of the year poolside and all kinds of eye candy for you to enjoy wink wink!
$42.00
(13.7mb) Bare Slit
Well I know you love them soft and smooth and I am here to taunt you with something today that I know for a fact will get you hard let me lure you to my pool!
Length:14:18
Tags: AP, wet, wild, tan lines, coppertone, poolside pussy, wet slit
$30.00
(9.5mb) Bathtub Pussies
You know you love when i invite you over for the view but today my friend you to cope a feel. So cute and smooth asses. Bathtub play is always a fun one with Blondie!
$36.00
(9.6mb) Sloppy Seconds
Some of you guys love it when they are all lubed up with some pervert cream in them. Trailer Trash Blondie knows you request to be the last client of the day just to get all the cream and use it as lube all over your cock and balls.
$18.00
(4.9mb) Pervert Cheer Mom
Raw Raw lets get it going I love being at the edge of the table and cheering you on to be the best pervert you can be. Are You Ready?
$5.00
(2.6mb) Be A Better Pervert quickie audio
This is a quickie for you pervs that need a quick fix! Taboo Talk
$21.00
(6.3mb) Chinese Food
Has your cock been able to dip and get a taste of some Chinese food at all? You will love the Chinese food Blondie has for you today. Get your egg roll ready to dip in some tasty slut sauce.
Length:7:33
Tags: asian, delicate meat, bald slit
$30.00
(7.9mb) Destroying a Pervert
I have some callers that are perverts that loved to be scared if thats you this audio is for you then. Theres consensual blackmail in this audio. Lets see if you love living on the dangerous side of things.
$21.00
(6.2mb) Dating Material
Are you Blondie's type? You know for you to even be considered BF material for me I got to feel and test you out to see if you like the same things I like wink wink! Lets see if you like what I like.
$1.50
(0.3mb) Are You BF Material?
teaser
$29.00
(7.9mb) Red Head Twins
Double the trouble and double the pleasure with these two red head succubus twins evil can you survive them as you sit in that chair and have them suck the seed out of you? Teasing demons is what your cock needs.
$30.00
(7.9mb) Trapping a Pervert
If you like BM or being exposed this one is for you. Listen as I hold a bunch of stuff over a perverts head. Love scaring them when they want to be scared
$50.00
(16.0mb) Trailer Park Tornado
The whistling Dixie Trailer Park has a bunch of hidden secrets trailer Blondie is here to share some of the stuff they there do its never a dull moment
$33.00
(10.2mb) Nap Time Is Over
I have a pervert helper here today that can help me when nap time is over its gets overwhleming over here. I need all the help I can get! SFX included in this one!
$30.00
(7.8mb) Practicing
Practice makes better cock sucker. Thank god I h ave a live in cock to train her with. Im so proud of her that she wants to be a slut like me.
$42.00
(11.8mb) Trail Park Pervert Trash Talk
Trailer Trash Blondie has somethings to tell you pervs before you enter her trailer. She is desperate and needs you to help her out around the trailer wink wink!
$36.00
(11.1mb) Cum On Them Pete
Blondie and Pervert Pete presents Episode 3 Cum On them! Blondie has been dating Pete for awhile and is ready to take him to the next phase in their relationship and she wants to see if he will take the bait. Two voice audio
$27.00
(8.0mb) Abyss Tight Hole
Are you ready to take the dark plunge in a hole to see how deep you can even go? The deeper you go the harder you cum.
Length:9:22
Tags: AP, creamy, teasing, exposing, sluts, pervert revolution, pros, puffy, warm, addicted, slow pumping, guide you
$27.00
(7.0mb) Popper Pussy
Oh you love to play around with party materials its gets you relaxed and throws all your inhibitions out the door! I am here to guide you thru some popper pussy!
Length:8:42
$33.00
(9.0mb) Show and Tell Part 2
I have another one for you I am sure you will love to indulge in your cock will be happy with this one! Enjoy perverts!
$21.00
(6.4mb) Closet Creep
Are you a closet creep? Creeping on them in the closet stealing panties and sniffing them. Some humiliation in this one!
$33.00
(9.2mb) Porn Addiction
This is a Dr Blondie audio. A wife called Dr Blondie's office to schedule an appointment for her husband that has been cheating with porn. She gets a closer look at what he is watching.
$30.00
(7.8mb) Stolen Panties Blondie and Pete
Pete pervert came over with something in his pocket that looked like panties. Hear where he got them from and what he wants to desperately do with them in front of blondie! Two Voice audio
$21.00
(6.3mb) Spread Eagle
You enjoy the fragile cargo so soft and smooth. Today I have something that is the perfect height for you and I am here to help you along thru it all. I wanna make sure you are bf material for me.
$24.00
(7.1mb) Trolling and Shoping
You come into DR Blondies office with your special flash drive for a few visits now. Blondie is now going to give you advice on where to go to REALLY find it since you are ready for the next step.
$24.00
(9.3mb) PUFFY
Blondie always has a magical way to get you to goon even more. Well today I implant a word in your brain before heading out on a field trip when i say the word you become more of a crazed pervert.
$24.00
(6.9mb) CEO TighFits
Blondie owns a facility and is always looking for pervert volunteers to help out since they have cut the funding at the facility she needs as much help as she can get from you men.
$42.00
(12.0mb) Shes Perfect for you!
Blondies lurks around and knows what you crave your such a pervert well today you will have you chance to fest on something special wink wink! Lots of triggers for you in this one
$33.00
(13.5mb) Butt Hole Buffet
Blondie finds a new restaurant thats all the rage and takes her BF out to check it out. They try out the SPECIAL buffet and oh my were they in for a tasty treat.
$5.00
(2.6mb) Dark Ads Part 2 teaser
Just going down the rabbit hole again and found some more pervy ads in a secret spot
$30.00
(9.4mb) Memory Lane
Talking about my REAL stories with you just to see if it turns you on and how you react to my stories! SFX
$30.00
(3.5mb) Your Pervert Cock Needs me
This is another brain tickles one with all the trigger words, trance music, echos you need to hear. Sit back and relax and let. me control that pervy brain of yours! SFX
$28.00
(7.1mb) Tummy Ache
Ouchey Tummy ache and he is just making it worse when he sneeks into my room and has other plans for me.
$27.00
(8.7mb) Wet Stallion Time
I love them black and long and a bit of a grainy taste. Listen in as I got. do my chores and make someone happy! SFX included
$50.00
(18.6mb) Juice Box Orgasim
Blondie get involved in a birds and bees conversation and rather do a hands on training instead to make things easier and more comfortable. Scissors locking and licking, sfx
$33.00
(11.6mb) Encouragement XXX
Blondie is the expert to perverts she knows what you crave and need let her put some scenes in your head to see if you get hard to. them. They call me the Whisperer lots of triggers in this one
$27.00
(8.0mb) The Special Table
Blondie has a very special table she uses to clean someone wink wink! She scolded someone for doing something very naughty and was experimenting and getting out of hand and needs to give him a talking to! SFX included.
$18.00
(4.8mb) Blondie and Pervert Pete Halloween Plans
Blondie gets Pete all turnt up for the main event Halloween night its his pervy night to shine and he can't wait! Blondie loves to encourage him.
$45.00
(12.4mb) Blondie and Pervert Petes Adventures Episode 1
Blondie is always getting Pete the pervert to indulge in the darker things in life. She wants to test him to see if he is really pervy bf material for her! Triggers and SFX, two voices male and female in this one!
$50.00
(14.6mb) Paki Dick
Well Blondie is a PTA woman and she wants to get back at a few moms and decides to have a special someone unload in their precious cargos and knock them up in the locker room! White, Asian and Pakistan, humiliation at times
$50.00
(42.2mb) Conditioning You
This was a custom audio but it too good not to share with your pervs! Its a nice long one full of triggers and SFX. Blondie is your GF and she is ready to take you to the next step with her since your secret is out!
$50.00
(17.2mb) Cotton Panty Mix Up
Miss Blondie gets the wrong package delivered to her and accidentally opens it up to find nothing but special movies that belong to her neighbor. She goes to his house to deliver his package and applogize for opening it up and to see if there was a mix up
$33.00
(11.3mb) Custom Cock Sleeve
Im the Cock Sleeve fitter, like a shoe sales lady but Im not selling shoes wink wink! I need to see that cock and measure it to what I have in stock and what will make you feel good!
$50.00
(22.7mb) Exposing Yourself To Her
You have always craved to do it "The Real Thing" not fantasize about it anymore. Think of me as your fairy god Mother and I will guide you to do it for REAL this time.
$21.00
(5.9mb) Special Playtime
Playtime before bed time is always a special time with Blondie she loves to engage and tease you into a nice night cap and tonight she has just what you need!
$50.00
(17.1mb) Dexter
Dexters bright pink rockets needs some attention. Blondie teaches two peeps on how to please him. SFX 21:14
$33.00
(9.1mb) Willow
Oh you have been so thinking about it but to scared to take he risk..You need mw to guide you by your cock to do it! Just know its OK
$29.00
(6.4mb) Corrupting Him
Blondie loves staying the night at her besties house. She always loves teasing her father. Well tonight while her BFF sleeps she catches him in the act this time.
$33.00
(8.8mb) Bathing Suit Contest
Oh your cock eyes will love looking at all this puffy skin and skimpy things walking the runway. This is a show and tell audio you will need device to watch. wink wink
$36.00
(9.9mb) Your Best Kept Secret
You know you crave it you just need me in your ear to have me guide you on who to do it. Secret stroking is always the funnest time. Let Blondie be your cock conscience guiding you to cum the hardest.
$39.00
(11.0mb) Special Photographer
Well you have your "Press Vest" on and your ready to take pics at this event. You also advertise you have a personal studio at your house to entice those desperate ones! Lots of Triggers in this one!
$50.00
(17.2mb) Hypersized Pussy
Your in for an extra "V" Day treat with this one i love to wine and dine you and then dessert will be extra sweet and cream stuffed wink wink! Enjoy
$30.00
(9.7mb) I Know Your Sick Secret
I come home and catch you red handed watching something on your laptop so I make you show me what turns you on the most and call you on on being a you know what! humiliation and degrading you all while your stroke SFX, cocks, shrimp dick
$30.00
(11.4mb) Cumpilations
Let me take you on a lil trip where I go through a bunch of situations that your pervy cock needs. Some of this stuff is by experience and some is what I have learned from the best that is you! SFX included.
$45.00
(14.4mb) TENDER BEGINNINGS
This is a very Special class where blondie teaches you all the hands on training that you need and bonding time is very important when your first starting off! SFX included
$50.00
(16.0mb) Cock Compass
Just think of your cock as a compass and even when I am not around your cock compass will always guide you on where to go and give you the tightest fit ever!
$27.00
(9.8mb) Hot Material For Your Cock
Oh your cock needs this audio for your jack shack you will spend hours of gooning and stroking out to this one your cock needs these visuals and I am here to help you!
$30.00
(7.7mb) Tight Cookies
Tis the season you crave cookies at this time of the year! When you hear you door ring ring you best be ready to dive into those puff cakes
$45.00
(13.9mb) Q & A With Blondie
You pervs always enjoy what others are craving and talking about here are some experiences I have had being a PSO through the years all over the globe! Improv
$33.00
(9.6mb) Numbers
You love more then anything when Blondie says it so you can hear it and your cock can stroke to it. You need the pervert triggers to cum to this audio is for you then!
$28.00
(7.6mb) Sexual Possibilities
Extreme one for you that like them Extra Puffy and sweet. Its like a present when you open it the tightness will make you pop!
$28.00
(6.5mb) Show And Tell
Oh your cock will love this one I always love a good show and tell for your pervs while your tucked away in your jack shack this is a MUST to have in your blondie library wink wink!
$21.00
(6.2mb) Dark Ads Part 1
Well I found the sweet spot a place where pervy men leave ads looking for special things.
$50.00
(18.3mb) Stranger On The Internet
Well I finally did it. I loved teasing him as he was telling me what to do online! I loved how hard and veiny he got to my body
$50.00
(25.0mb) User Friendly Tight Cat Suit
I love introducing and seducing you to my fav things. You can't resist this one. I will tease the fuck out of you with her until you can't take it anymore! SFX
$24.00
(6.6mb) Is She Tight?
Tell me what you feel when you enter her pussy! Is it tight, how far can you go in? Im here to guide you think of me as you fairy god mother!
$27.00
(7.4mb) Naughty Dinner Time
Its always a good time to come over Mrs. Blondies house for pizza wink wink!
$18.00
(4.8mb) Bald Pussy Taste Better
Smooth pussy is always best its smooth like butter and feels good against your tongue and cock!
$30.00
(7.7mb) Barn Banging
Country Blondie! Ain't nothing better then some old fashion barn banging! Old fashion down to earth hoe down tonight grab a hay bale lets go!
$45.00
(16.0mb) Hate Fuck Whores
Today is training day I will start off first and she will be second because I know you crave something way tighter then me! SFX
$21.00
(6.6mb) Can't Stop Won't Stop
I put you thru the test you say you wanna be sensual with her and make love to her. But once the tip goes in its a different story!
$42.00
(12.8mb) Creating You Into A Monster
Im crafted at what I do best and turning you out into a full blown perv is it! Triggers throughout this audio! Your cock will thank me!
$5.00
(2.3mb) Selling Cookies
Just a shore one for you quick cummers you love cookies right? Well you for sure will love this one!
$50.00
(23.4mb) Blondie Doc Helps You Relieve Yourself To Her
As your Doc you have something very alarming to show me that you discovered on her bedroom computer! You log into youe account to show me. To my surprise I see its something you are really getting hard to and want to help you relieve yourself to her.
$33.00
(10.5mb) Pussy Make Out Session
Have you ever thought about making out with her pussy instead of her mouth! Its a total game changer that I think you would love to hear about!
$33.00
(10.3mb) Take The Bait
We all know that partying and porn go hand to hand especially the type of porn I watch wink wink!
$22.00
(6.5mb) Bath Tub Time
We always love tubbie time its the most intimate bonding time ever!
$30.00
(8.6mb) The Johns
Well you know you get hard watching the docs now lets. talk about it. I know what gets your perv cock the hardest.
$29.00
(11.3mb) Downward Spiral
Let me borrow your ears and take control of your cock and feed it what it needs that goonstick twitches with every trigger I feed it!
$30.00
(12.4mb) Controlling Your Pervert Brain
Let me control that cock brain of yours while your hand is stroking it up and down. Lots of echos and triggers in this one
$30.00
(13.1mb) Brain Tickler 1
Back by popular demand for you guys! Let me tickle your brain and push your limits more!
