Ignore line for helpless humpers who can only get any from their hands
This is an ignore line. If you're looking for phone sex, I'm not the one. I'm a college student who ignores pathetic losers like you for fun. Come watch me live my best life, while you've got nothing but your hand to get you off tonight. Come jerk it while I laugh at your existence.

Hello my favorite loser. I see you lying there, stroking it. Why not do that while I pretend you don't exist? It'll be fun.

I love ignoring your every whim while I exist to make your life better. It's so funny watching you pump. Connect, so I can.

You deserve to be ignored. You deserve to sit at my feet while I live my best life. You exist to make me laugh at you.

Everyone I ignored today is so pathetic that I know they'll come back for more. I hope you call to get ignored by me too.



